Terms of Service

Date of Last Revision: March 6, 2008.

Please read all the following before visiting our website

Our website (hereby "websites", "website", "site" or "sites") are free to use for anyone.

If you like our website, please send some money (via Paypal) to paypal@csmcdem.com

Since we do not run these websites, we cannot guarantee 100% uptime, but we would like to think that our host has a pretty good track record. This website may not be used to track usage, log IP addresses, or any other forms of privacy invasion (or what we believe is privacy invasion).

Also, hacking or "h4x0ring" this website is strictly forbidden, and will not be tolerated. DDoS attacks, Denial of Service attacks, and any other form of taking our site offline, limiting access (or any other attack we feel is unlawful or immoral) are not cool, and we reserve the right to fine you, and make you pay for our hosting costs for at least 5 years (depending on the circumstances). You will also be fined $500,000,000 , which you must pay.

If you send me an email that I consider to be idiotic, I reserve all rights to post this email, and embarrass you as much as I'd like.

Our sites are not allowed to be limited access to or blocked. It is unlawful to block or limit access to our sites. This applies to schools, countries, organizations, governments, individuals, or anyone else. IF WE HAVE EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE BLOCKED OR LIMITED ACCESS TO ANY OF OUR WEBSITES, WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO FINE YOU $1,000,000 AND THE BLOCKED SITES ARE REQUIRED TO BE IMMEDIATELY UNBLOCKED AND HAVE TO STAY THAT WAY, OR A FEE OF $5,000 EACH MONTH IT IS STILL BLOCKED. IF NECESSARY, LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN.

Also, by agreeing with these Terms Of Service, you cannot sue me, no matter what the issue is.

IF ANY OF THESE RULES ARE VIOLATED, A FEE WILL BE CHARGED TO THE PERSON/GROUP/ANIMAL OR WHOMEVER VIOLATED THESE RULES. THIS CHARGE CONSISTS OF A CHARGE OF $1,000,000 AND A PAYMENT TO OUR HOSTING COMPANY (1&1).

This website will not be taken down, because it is 100% legal. If Facebook (or Zuckerberg) wants this website taken down, he must give all credit for the site to the original creators (houseSYSTEM and ConnectU) and give all money ever made by the website to these creators. Also, Facebook must pay me, CsmcDem, a payment of $1,000,000,000.

This site operates under Freedom of Speech (Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights). It is also listed under the First Amendment, although the state may has control to limit Freedom of Speech, Facebook ≠ The State. If the goverment wants me to take this website down, I want George Bush to personally call me, and the site will be taken down.

We reserve all rights to publish any information about any of these violations.

These Terms Of Service may change at any time.

ALL IP ADDRESSES WILL BE LOGGED!

Visiting any of our websites means that you have accepted these Terms Of Service.

Please report any spelling mistakes, grammar, or legal problems with this document to CsmcDem@csmcdem.com

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